Beautiful People: Why such ugly personalities and other pervasive defects
Have you noticed some drop dead gorgeous individuals tend to be the nastiest SOB’s? Read on because I do have a theory on why they are often boring, stupid, or mean. Just let me warn you I am in one of my wickedly cynical moods. So I am going to rate this blog PG-13. If you are a person of the most virtuous sensitivities you may rate it R. The last few blogs have been rather heavy so I thought today we would engage in some more light hearted banter. I figure we can all get together here sometimes and have a good laugh about some of the ironic humorous moments resulting from our attempts at making love connections. Let’s get started.
It is human nature to judge a book by its cover. We sift through personal ads and see some beautiful faces and we are inclined to attribute whatever utopian vision we have of relationships to a match between you and that beautiful face. We glance at some of the more compelling profiles paired up with some dog face and think to ourselves “hell no! That one appears to have fallen from atop a tree and hit every branch on the way down” either that or that some one beat them about the face with a waffle iron.
So obvious it’s the real looker whose going to get all the instant messages, e-mails, dinner invitations, and late night booty calls while Mr. and Miss Right sit at home, trapped amongst the cob-webs collecting dust. I know, I know, this only explains our motivations, not their personalities. But I am getting there. Now please no more interruptions.
So anyway these hotties have all these opportunities but the more opportunities they have, the more mistakes they can make. Said mistakes manifests itself in the hotty’s foul disposition. Why you ask? I hope not. Well if you don’t see where I am going with this lets move on to some of their other defects so you can ponder this some more and we will revisit it again later.
So you invite her out for dinner and find she has the personality of a door knob. Yes indeed, she is about as useful to you as a speed bump. Rather than run over her though, you figure you’ll at least take her home. Perhaps she will make up for it in the sheets. No dice. There you are working up beads of sweat while she lies there giving herself a manicure. Might as well turn her around, rest your cell phone on the small of her back and text message your buddies boasting a play by play of how you’re doing her. She can still manicure herself by the way.
Why are some of these hotties so damn boring? Well, because they can be! Notice it’s the porker or dog face whose always the most excitement you can ever have with your clothes on. It takes a while before just a pretty face gets old. In the interim you show her the time of her life before you throw her out with your spent rubbers.
Why are they stupid? Again, because they can! Everyone has always told them just to sit there and look pretty. Nothing more is ever expected of them. True some would fly a bird backwards if you transplanted their brain into the head of a bird while others do have intellect but have never needed to develop it. They have only ever been expected to know how to balance a book on their head and parade up and down some cat walk.
Now back to the mean ones. All kidding aside their reason is quite sad. You see, like I said earlier these people have had so many opportunities. So they also have more opportunity to make more mistakes than the rest of us. Remember what I said about throwing her out with the rubber? People get tired of them when they have only looks to offer the person involved with them. They don’t meet that other person’s needs.
I have been seeing this all from our point of view but lets not forget they do have feelings too. When these people are time and again thrown out with the rubbers it is not long before they become embittered by it all and tend to pass on the baggage of hostility onto new, possibly, healthy relationships.
Now if you’ve been thinking they are just stuck-up because they are hot and think they are all that and a bag of chips – yea, that’s often true too!